So here's the deal: I'm a white guy, late twenties living in Central Oklahoma. I work days as a PHP programmer and spend my free time making noise music.

I hold a bachelor degree from the University of Oklahoma in Music Composition, previously involved in a project for a video game with infinite improbability ∞. Now my recent independent work can be found at music.vybeauregard.net.

I have officially moved everything of interest regarding myself and my projects to vybeauregard.net. Go there for all your Trey-related needs.

My roommate and I run a webcomic about our lives. Updates are more on an annual than daily basis, but we're busy folks. That's the excuse we're going with, anyway.

Buy a T-shirt with an offensive slogan on it!

I play saxophone with the Demons of Gyrophonia and the Tulsa Praise Orchestra, as well as with a number of defunct groups, including The Octopi, Kzrzyztozf and Hot Soda Apparatus.

When I go to a fast food restaurant, I order a Liter-o-Cola. And they look at me funny.

The sun has been on a mission to destroy me since day one. I have taken it upon myself to return the sentiment, and with enough PayPal donations, we can make it happen together.

The following things are funny: PETA, breaking wind, Scientology, cheaply produced films, stupid people in their natural habitat.

If you would like to be offended in a deeply personal way, please send an email telling me a little about yourself and keep an eye (or your favorite feed reader) on eyi.vybeauregard.net.