Choose from the following slogans (click to view/buy):

• I don't know you, but
  you're probably an A-hole.
• All set?
• The apocalypse is coming.
  Tomorrow at 4:47 PM.
• Before you say anything,
  ask yourself if I care.
• My shrink says you're
  a bad influence.
• Are y'all cookin' burgers?
• I'd enjoy driving a lot more
  if it didn't involve so
  much calculus.
• I like cheese.
• Clowns are scary.
• I wish I was in a
  coma right now.
• Cows are tasty.
• Welcome to Delaware!
• 'djy'all eat?
• Give me a dollar!
• Don't worry about it.
• You know what makes us different?
  You're a douchebag.
• I downloaded that song last year.
• Could you e-mail that to me?
• Was that in English?
• Who wants Fajitas?
• Fan-frickin'-tastic!
• Did you fart?
• This was more fun the first time.
• I haven't had this much
  fun since five minutes ago.
• How much money have you
  handed over to George Lucas?
• Are you gonna finish that?
• Don't be a hippie.
• Roger that, holding the spit.
• Ignorance is flippin' awesome.
• The internet is just a fad.
  You know, like the hula hoop.
• I can't hear you.
  I'm listening to my iPod.
• Is it wrong that I'm
  enjoying this so much?
• I'm not Ivy League material.
• Latin?
  It's Greek to me.
• I would like less
  information, please.
• Oh, the weather
  outside is frightful.
• What's my line?
• I don't watch local news.
• I lost myself at "hello".
• I'm ready to colonize Mars!
• Math hurts my brain.
• That is so metal.
• Your mouth is on.
• I'm not your friend.
• I've got NOW 25 on pre-order!
• I bought this shirt online.
• I panicked.
• I'm not wearing pants.
• But I don't wanna be a pirate!
• I still laugh at the word "poopie".
• Ssh. I'm downloading Pr0n.
• I have no respect
  for prop comics.
• I'm practicing for retirement.
• I'd spend more time in RL,
  but I can't stand the lag.
• I registered this SN to avoid you.
• You make me feel better
  about my whole situation.
• I'm smarter than you.
• You don't mesh well with society.
• So there I was...
• The squirrels are plotting against me.
• This would be a lot easier
  if you weren't staring at me.
• Stupid should hurt.
• I think the sun
  is trying to kill me.
• I'm a suppressive person!
• The correct spelling is:
  "Thahlhehqhuhahhh"
• Thanks, God!
• You're the third person
  today who's told me that.
• Today feels like a Tuesday.
• Twinkies are awesome.
• The soundtrack to my life
  reqires a wah pedal.
• The internet keeps
  me warm at night.
• Nostalgic for West Germany.
• USA doesn't deserve
  to win the World Cup.
• I find your mom attractive.
• I hope you get AIDS.