A customer consults with the Genius bar regarding a misplaced handset

A customer consults with the Genius bar regarding lost data.

When you tell me you’re a vegetarian, all I hear is “I don’t like food“.

People put a lot of crap on their vehicles. Stickers, decals, bumper stickers. But why?

It’s tough to put thousands of years of recorded history in perspective when you’re a little over a quarter of a century old.

My catch-all advice for anyone who’s currently in the market for a new computer.

To prove to anyone who said I was completely unable to chase trends, I now present to you: Top 10 Best Things Of The Decade In The Universe.

For anyone else, they’d just throw a $5 Wal-Mart gift card in their wallet and try to remember to use it the next time they’re there. But for me, receiving this card calls into conflict two of my core personal beliefs.

Grammar, we hardly knew ye.

Seems like the only place smokers have left to engage in their habit is in their car. Yeah, can you stop doing that please?