It’s tough to put thousands of years of recorded history in perspective when you’re a little over a quarter of a century old.

My catch-all advice for anyone who’s currently in the market for a new computer.

To prove to anyone who said I was completely unable to chase trends, I now present to you: Top 10 Best Things Of The Decade In The Universe.

For anyone else, they’d just throw a $5 Wal-Mart gift card in their wallet and try to remember to use it the next time they’re there. But for me, receiving this card calls into conflict two of my core personal beliefs.

Grammar, we hardly knew ye.

Seems like the only place smokers have left to engage in their habit is in their car. Yeah, can you stop doing that please?

I went in for a light bulb. I came out married to an auto parts store I’m not sure I even like. Is this the future of customer service?

EYI hits two milestones with one bird: post #200 and a seven-year anniversary.

Ever heard someone tell a renter they’re throwing their money away?  Don’t believe it.

People always laugh at how awful Muzak was. But the alternative we’re dealing with in the aftermath of its demise is a thousand times worse.